Artist: S.G. Swain

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Jamie Lee Curtis

An angel came to me and said, "Hey, Owen:
How would you like to marry Jamie Lee Curtis?"
I said, "Angel, Yes, indeed!
That would make my life complete!
If I could only marry Jamie Lee Curtis."

So the angel said to me, "Why don't you ask her?"
I said, "Angel, I would love to--but I'm scared.
I'm afraid that she'd say 'no,'
and that would break this young heart so--"
But the angel said, "Don't worry, I'm right beside you."

So I got in the car and I drove off to her house.
She let me in and we sat down on the couch.
I said, "Jamie Lee--Oh, Jamie!
Won't you listen to my plea--
what I'm about to say--well it means so much to me."

I said, "Jamie--I'm just crazy about your movies.
I have seen the bad ones and I've seen the good.
From the first time you got nude--
Well, down deep inside I knew
That I loved you more than anyone I've ever loved!"

Then I kissed her check and I took her hand in mine.
And I touched her hair and I looked into her eyes.
I said, "Jamie Lee Curtis--
Won't you please become my wife?
'Cause I love you more than anyone I've ever loved.
Yes--I love you more than anyone I've ever loved."

And she said ................ "NO."

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1. (Not The) National Anthem
2. All You Need
3. Ballad Of Nickel Joe (C.S.A.)
4. Better Never Than Late
5. Boulevard Lady
6. Buy Me Things
7. Cowboys Make Me Sick
8. Cuttin’ Russell’s Grass
9. Dallas Day Afternoon
10. Darlin’ Do You Think Of Me?
11. Dear Michael
12. Elvis Was An Idiot
13. High On Heaven
14. Human Race
15. In A Hundred Years
16. Jamie Lee Curtis
17. Look At Me
18. Marin County Backyard Barbecue
19. Mystery Woman
20. Old Fashioned $2 Haircut
21. Poor Baby
22. Say When
23. Scarecrow
24. Soldier
25. The Carson Show
26. To Be Loved
27. Vichyssoise
28. When I Die
29. Witness (Ballad of Warren Grubber)